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Albatrocity
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An atrocity that hangs around the neck of the perpetrator like an albatross.
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Alf-Alpha Male
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The highest-ranking male member of a group who perceives himself to be the dominant male
but is actually a wimp and a coward (e.g., George W. Bush). See also Adolpha Male.
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Anus 'N' Annie
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Bush and Coulter, who believe that sexual orientation is a matter of choice and that
homosexuals are deviants who can be "reformed." See also Little Effin'
Annie and The Queer Hunter.
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Axis Of Med-Evil
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Alliance of Big Pharma, Insurance, AMA, GOP, and Blue Dogs intent on stopping universal healthcare.
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Blame Duck President
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A lame duck president who blames others for his miserable failures.
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Bleadership
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Leadership that fosters war, bloodshed, and destruction. See also Bush Iraq.
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Boothers
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Radical right-wing movement dedicated to bringing down President Obama by stoking racism and fear.
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Caddy Shank
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The story of a dimwitted greenskeeper's futile attempts to kill an elusive gopher
wreaking havoc on the golf course at the Bushwood Country Club.
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Casus Belli Flop
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A false justification for going to war resulting in utter failure.
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Chicken Of Democracy
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George W. Bush, wartime president and misleader of the free world. See also Chicken Of
D.C.
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Chickenhawk Down
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The true story of George W. Bush's disastrous debacle of a presidency.
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Chimp Off The Old Block
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A chimp that closely resembles its father in character or appearance (e.g., Bush 41
and Bush 43).
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Chimp Pansy
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A wimp/chimp who hides behind bluff and bravado.
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Chimpkenhawk
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A coward who engages in aggressive displays of chest-thumping and saber-rattling, who
supports sending others to war all the while having avoided military service himself.
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Condi Man
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The story of a delusional president living in a fantasy world of spin.
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Cower Glass
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An hourglass that measures how much time it takes Hesitant
Bush to respond to a crisis.
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Culture Of Corruption Club
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Boy George's corrupt group of conservative cronies.
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D.C. Madman
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Dick Cheney, insane Vice President who manipulated and fabricated evidence in the case for
war with Iraq and who is now looking for excuses to nuke Iran.
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Deanominator
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Howard Dean, his mission to defend democracy against the fascist neo-cons. See also
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Devoid
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The word that best describes Bush's leadership.
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Dr. Strangerove
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Karl Rove, the mad architect who orchestrates the fascist policies of the Bush regime.
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DSM
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The Downing Street Mammo, a document that revealed Bush's nefarious intentions to
invade Iraq.
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Duct Soup
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The story of a nation in dire financial straits taken over by an inept leader who
turns that nation into a fascist dictatorship and creates a bogus casus belli to wage war
against another country.
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Edugation
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Enlightenment on homosexuality; setting straights straight about gays and lesbians (also
Edifigation, Clarifigation).
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Electoral Map, Black And White v. Rainbow States
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A new version of the electoral map replacing the red state/blue state paradigm.
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Flea-Bag Republicans
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Sleazy, debilitated, blood-sucking Republicans.
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Fool Mental Jackass
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The story of a dim-witted, incompetent war president who completely bungles the war on
terror, making America less safe and causing immeasurable damage to its reputation and
credibility around the world.
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Fox Spews/Fox Fuse
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The number one cable gopaganda network in America.
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Gitmobile
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The Bush Presidential Library Bookmobile (for those who can't visit Gitmo, Gitmo will come
to you).
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GOOP
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Acronym for Grand Old Obsolete Party. Fittingly, it is the party of slime and
smear. See also Muck
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GOOPBUSTERS
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Team of top leaders in the Democratic Party who combat the smear tactics of the GOP
slime machine, known as The GOOP.
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GOPstapo Tactics
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The Gestapo tactics of the Bush administration, such as denial of due process,
warrantless surveillance, torture, rendition, and internment.
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Grand Old Potty
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The GOP.
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Hangry Republican
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A Republican who directs his (h)anger at women over the right to choose; that is,a
Republican who is angry over Roe v. Wade, who is hostile to a woman's reproductive rights.
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Hesitant Bush
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Commander-In-Grief, whose hesitation in the face of national crises and natural
disasters exposed his utter incompetence.
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Homefield Security
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Maintaining an even playing field for both sides in the war on terror.
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Ignominy Me
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A GOPprobrious appellation for George W. Bush, 43rd President of the United States.
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Ignorance Of Arabia
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Ignorant of the history and culture of the Middle East, George W. Bush invades Iraq,
inflaming the entire region and making America even more vulnerable to terrorism.
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Iraqi Horror Show
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The story of how George W. Bush and Dick Cheney got us stuck in a bloody quagmire in Iraq.
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JAILS
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Starring George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Bill Frist, Tom DeLay, Bob Ney, Jack
Abramoff, Duke Cunningham, and Scooter Libby.
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JOP
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The Jobs Obstruction Party, formerly the GOP.
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Lane-Brain Republican
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A Republican with lane brain notions about women's reproductive rights. A narrow-minded
Republican. A Republican pinhead.
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Leakers
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Bush, Cheney, Rove, and many others in the administration.
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Mell Zilla
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Prehistoric monster that wreaks havoc on the political world.
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Must Nazi TV
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The FOX News Channel, a reich-wing propaganda outfit.
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Neo-Kongs
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The warmongering fascist wing of the GOP, led by their Commander-In-Chimp, George W.
Bush.
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Nosetra Dumbass
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George W. Bush, who has the uncanny ability to be wrong in all his predictions.
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NRA
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The National Railway Association, a powerful lobby group.
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Numb And Numb-er
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The story of the callous indifference to the suffering of others by George W. Bush and his
mother, Barbara Bush.
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Origin Of The Specious
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In 2000, the Supreme Court's specious ruling resulted in the selection of George W.
Bush as president.
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Pacifixion
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Crucifixion of the pacifist.
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Palinoid Ditzophrenia
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Chronic boob disorder characterized by stupidity and incompetence, named after ditzy Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.
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Potus Goperandi
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The politics of personal destruction practiced by Republican presidents.
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Rebiblicans
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The drooling fundamentalist wing of the Republican Party.
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Repubstricken Party
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The GOP, dejected and dysfunctional.
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Reputenation
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A country's reputation around the world.
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Shankri-La
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Refers to the presidency of George W. Bush, who like a golfer shanking the ball, took
the country in the wrong direction. See also More Golf War Toons.
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Shrek And Awe
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Starring George W. Bush as "The Futile Lord."
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Shrubdown
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The application of pressure to certain parts of the body in order to elicit information
from the subject.
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Sleazy Rider
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The story of two corrupt Reichers who set out to destroy America and the world.
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Sober-Rattling
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Making an aggressive effort to pursue peace.
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Stomp Speech
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A speech in which the president declares that freedom is on the march, all the while
trampling on civil liberties. See also Bush Constitution.
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Stopgop Measures
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Measures taken to foil Republican attempts to erode Constitutional rights.
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Ten-Pin Dictator
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A harsh, despotic ruler whose anti-choice policies force women into back alleys.
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Torquing Heads
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Spin doctors, pundits, and other media and political figures who spin the facts or twist the
truth.
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Treason D'Etre
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A justification for committing treason.
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Uncle Sim
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An iconic figure personifying the Neo-Kong Nation, led by its Commander-In-Chimp, George W.
Bush.
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Vietnambien Syndrome
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Sleepwarring/Sleepwarking (that is, sleepwalking towards or through war with delusions of
inevitable or imminent victory reminiscent of Vietnam).
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Wardtime President
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A president who turns America into a police state via warrantless domestic wiretaps,
warrantless searches and seizures, suspension of habeas corpus, secret military tribunals,
and indefinite detention of citizens without charge.
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WMD
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Dubya, MD ... weapon of mass destruction/dictatorship.
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Yeppy
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A dittohead, a devoted listener of Rush Limbaugh who agrees with everything he spouts.
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Yepublicans
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Republican leaders who enforce uniformity in thinking, who make certain everyone in the
party is on the same page.
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Yep-Yeps
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Republicans who blindly agree with their party's rhetoric and to whom independent thought
is alien.
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