GLOSSARY OF CONSERVATIVE TERMS

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Cartoon	Glosstoon	Definition	Bumper Stickers
	Albatrocity	An atrocity that hangs around the neck of the perpetrator like an albatross.	1   2
	Alf-Alpha Male	The highest-ranking male member of a group who perceives himself to be the dominant male but is actually a wimp and a coward (e.g., George W. Bush).   See also Adolpha Male.
	Anus 'N' Annie	Bush and Coulter, who believe that sexual orientation is a matter of choice and that homosexuals are deviants who can be "reformed."   See also Little Effin' Annie and The Queer Hunter.	1   2
	Blame Duck President	A lame duck president who blames others for his miserable failures.	1   2
	Bleadership	Leadership that fosters war, bloodshed, and destruction.   See also Bush Iraq.	1   2
	Caddy Shank	The story of a dimwitted greenskeeper's futile attempts to kill an elusive gopher wreaking havoc on the golf course at the Bushwood Country Club.
	Casus Belli Flop	A false justification for going to war resulting in utter failure.	1   2
	Chicken Of Democracy	George W. Bush, wartime president and misleader of the free world.   See also Chicken Of D.C.	1
	Chickenhawk Down	The true story of George W. Bush's disastrous debacle of a presidency.
	Chimp Off The Old Block	A chimp that closely resembles its father in character or appearance (e.g., Bush 41 and Bush 43).
	Chimp Pansy	A wimp/chimp who hides behind bluff and bravado.
	Chimpkenhawk	A coward who engages in aggressive displays of chest-thumping and saber-rattling, who supports sending others to war all the while having avoided military service himself.
	Condi Man	The story of a delusional president living in a fantasy world of spin.	1
	Cower Glass	An hourglass that measures how much time it takes Hesitant Bush to respond to a crisis.
	Culture Of Corruption Club	Boy George's corrupt group of conservative cronies.	1
	D.C. Madman	Dick Cheney, insane Vice President who manipulated and fabricated evidence in the case for war with Iraq and who is now looking for excuses to nuke Iran.
	Deanominator	Howard Dean, his mission to defend democracy against the fascist neo-cons.   See also Version 2.
	Devoid	The word that best describes Bush's leadership.	1
	Dr. Strangerove	Karl Rove, the mad architect who orchestrates the fascist policies of the Bush regime.
	DSM	The Downing Street Mammo, a document that revealed Bush's nefarious intentions to invade Iraq.
	Duct Soup	The story of a nation in dire financial straits taken over by an inept leader who turns that nation into a fascist dictatorship and creates a bogus casus belli to wage war against another country.
	Electoral Map, Black And White v. Rainbow States	A new version of the electoral map replacing the red state/blue state paradigm.
	Fool Mental Jackass	The story of a dim-witted, incompetent war president who completely bungles the war on terror, making America less safe and causing immeasurable damage to its reputation and credibility around the world.
	Fox Spews	The number one cable gopaganda network in America.	1
	Gitmobile	The Bush Presidential Library Bookmobile (for those who can't visit Gitmo, Gitmo will come to you).	1   2
	GOOP	Acronym for Grand Old Obsolete Party. Fittingly, it is the party of slime and smear.   See also Muck Starts Here.	1
	GOOPBUSTERS	Team of top leaders in the Democratic Party who combat the smear tactics of the GOP slime machine, known as The GOOP.
	GOPstapo Tactics	The Gestapo tactics of the Bush administration, such as denial of due process, warrantless surveillance, torture, rendition, and internment.
	Grand Old Potty	The GOP.	1
	Hesitant Bush	Commander-In-Grief, whose hesitation in the face of national crises and natural disasters exposed his utter incompetence.	1
	Homefield Security	Maintaining an even playing field for both sides in the war on terror.	1
	Ignominy Me	A GOPprobrious appellation for George W. Bush, 43rd President of the United States.
	Ignorance Of Arabia	Ignorant of the history and culture of the Middle East, George W. Bush invades Iraq, inflaming the entire region and making America even more vulnerable to terrorism.
	Iraqi Horror Show	The story of how George W. Bush and Dick Cheney got us stuck in a bloody quagmire in Iraq.
	JAILS	Starring George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Bill Frist, Tom DeLay, Bob Ney, Jack Abramoff, Duke Cunningham, and Scooter Libby.
	Leakers	Bush, Cheney, Rove, and many others in the administration.	1
	Mell Zilla	Prehistoric monster that wreaks havoc on the political world.
	Must Nazi TV	The FOX News Channel, a reich-wing propaganda outfit.
	Neo-Kongs	The warmongering fascist wing of the GOP, led by their Commander-In-Chimp, George W. Bush.	1
	Nosetra Dumbass	George W. Bush, who has the uncanny ability to be wrong in all his predictions.
	Numb And Numb-er	The story of the callous indifference to the suffering of others by George W. Bush and his mother, Barbara Bush.
	Origin Of The Specious	In 2000, the Supreme Court's specious ruling resulted in the selection of George W. Bush as president.
	Pacifixion	Crucifixion of the pacifist.	1
	Perinoid Ditzophrenia	Chronic boob disorder characterized by stupidity and incompetence, named after ditzy White House Suppress-The-Truth Secretary Dana Perino.
	Potus Goperandi	The politics of personal destruction practiced by Republican presidents.	1
	Reputenation	A country's reputation around the world.	1
	Shankri-La	Refers to the presidency of George W. Bush, who like a golfer shanking the ball, took the country in the wrong direction.   See also More Golf War Toons.	1
	Shrek And Awe	Starring George W. Bush as "The Futile Lord."
	Shrubdown	The application of pressure to certain parts of the body in order to elicit information from the subject.
	Sleazy Rider	The story of two corrupt Reichers who set out to destroy America and the world.
	Sober-Rattling	Making an aggressive effort to pursue peace.	1
	Stomp Speech	A speech in which the president declares that freedom is on the march, all the while trampling on civil liberties.   See also Bush Constitution.	1
	Stopgop Measures	Measures taken to foil Republican attempts to erode Constitutional rights.     See alternate version.	1   2
	Ten-Pin Dictator	A harsh, despotic ruler whose anti-choice policies force women into back alleys.	1
	Torquing Heads	Spin doctors, pundits, and other media and political figures who spin the facts or twist the truth.
	Treason D'Etre	A justification for committing treason.	1
	Uncle Sim	An iconic figure personifying the Neo-Kong Nation, led by its Commander-In-Chimp, George W. Bush.
	Vietnambien Syndrome	Sleepwarring/Sleepwarking (that is, sleepwalking towards or through war with delusions of inevitable or imminent victory reminiscent of Vietnam).	1   2
	Wardtime President	A president who turns America into a police state via warrantless domestic wiretaps, warrantless searches and seizures, suspension of habeas corpus, secret military tribunals, and indefinite detention of citizens without charge.	1
	WMD	Dubya, MD ... weapon of mass destruction/dictatorship.	1
	Yeppy	A dittohead, a devoted listener of Rush Limbaugh who agrees with everything he spouts.