| Cartoon | Glosstoon | Definition | Bumper Stickers |
| Abhor Shun | A medikill procedure performed by doctors with a defetus attitude. | 1 2 3 | |
| Agender Diversity | Broadening the liberal agenda of diversity to include the family. | 1 2 3 | |
| Ann Kind | A race of conservative women renowned for their strong convictions, superior intellect, and rhetorical brilliance. | 1 | |
| Bama Booey | Buffoon president. | ||
| Barackett Obama | Indecisive president who straddles the fence on a number of issues, including DOMA and DADT. | ||
| Bill's Balls | The true story of the Cumback Kid. | ||
| Bitextual | Equivocal; one who flip-flops/gives flip service to the issues; also one who sends she-mail. | 1 | |
| Bjork Obama | Fledgling president whose inexperience and indecisiveness have put our nation at great risk. | ||
| Constitushun | A document not fully understood or appreciated by liberals. | 1 | |
| Crat Fight | Infighting among Democrats. | ||
| Deanuts | Followers of Howard Dean. | ||
| Dembracist | One who embraces only those minorities who toe the Democrat line; a liberal racist; (pronounced DEM-bruh-sist). | 1 | |
| Demobrats | AKA Nee-Jerk Liberals. | 1 | |
| Dexy Chicks | A subversive female country music group. | ||
| Diaplomacy | Respecting, embracing, working with our mortal enemies, consulting with them before making important decisions. (aka Diaper Diplomacy) | ||
| Disgraceland | The Clinton Presleydential Library. | 1 | |
| Ebomics | The true language of Barack, folks. | ||
| Fakakta-Bama | Moonbat President of the United States. | ||
| Feminemism | Misogynistic and pornographic degradation of women in popular culture begot by the promotion of sexual liberation as a form of free expression. | 1 | |
| Fetals | A group of pro-abortion feminists whose impact on American culture was profound. | ||
| Flaccidental President | A president whose miserable failures stem from an inability to take decisive action. | ||
| Give Chants A Rest | The counter-mantra to the "Give Peace A Chance" rally cry, mocking it and all the other tired anti-war slogans chanted by the left. Alt. Version | 1 2 | |
| Gliberal | A liberal with a facile tongue. | ||
| Hippocrats | The party of hypocrisy. | 1 | |
| Homeland Advantage | Why Democrats would rather fight them over here than over there. Alt. Version | 1 | |
| IcaRuss Feingold | Pompous liberal senator from Wisconsin; the epitome of left-wing hubris. | ||
| Kohn Heads | John Kerry and his wife Teresa. | ||
| Lemocrats | AKA Castronauts or Moonbats. | 1 | |
| Limocrats | Limousine liberals. | 1 | |
| Mao-Coms | AKA Demaocrats; left-wing version of the Neo-Cons. | 1 | |
| MeerCrats | The Party of Burrow and Spend. | ||
| Michael Traitor Moore | A subversive filmmaker. | ||
| MSNVC | Extreme left-wing propaganda outlet, posing as a news network, that envies FOX News' ratings. | ||
| MonteSchumer | Senator from N.Y., AKA Upchuck Schumer. | ||
| NRA | A powerful lobby group. | 1 | |
| Obamao | Jeerman of the Republic. | ||
| Oppressame Street | The American street turned "Arab street" if we have to fight them here instead of over there. | ||
| Osama Bin Rodham | America's greatest domestic threat. | 1 | |
| Pacifisticuffs | Approach to conflict that rejects use of military force and views appeasement as first, last and only resort. Alt. Version | 1 | |
| Politix | The red state/blue state phenomenon. | 1 | |
| Recounterculture | The '60s counterculture transformed. | 1 | |
| Saddam Family | Ward Churchill, Ramsey Clark, Janeane Garofalo, John Kerry, Michael Moore, and Nancy Pelosi. | ||
| Sane-Sex Marriage | Marriage between a man and a woman. | 1 | |
| Self-Righteous Brothers | Ted Kennedy and Joe Biden. | 1 | |
| Sick Willy | Bill Clinton, whore wrangler and cowpoker. | 1 | |
| Smear America | A liberal talk-radio network. | 1 | |
| Starky The Stork | Defender of life and deliverer of the stork truth. | 1 2 | |
| Taliband Of Brothers | Kerry's cohorts. | ||
| Thrall Street | Story of the Democrat Party's efforts to make the people less self-reliant and more dependent on government. | ||
| Tin Hat, Peace Thimble | Device worn on either the head or thumb by crazy conspiracy theorists and pablum-puking peace activists. Alt. Version | ||
| Triengulate | To adopt or include ideas from both ends of the political spectrum, that is, the left ... and the far left. | ||
| Turtle-Dove | A naive pacifist. Alt. Version | 1 | |
| Two Vermin | Bill and Hillary. | ||
| U.A.S.S. | A group of pro-Saddam liberal celebrities. See also Oui R The World | 1 | |
| Uncle Osama | America's greatest foreign threat. | 1 | |
| Unclear Family | Family unit comprising same-sex parents. | ||
| USA | Usama States Of Arabia, founded in 2009 when the Democrat Party retook the White House. | ||
| Veto Gorleone | Rejected presidential candidate and former Vice President. | ||
| Vetting Singer | Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Patrick Leahy. |