GLOSSARY


Abhor Shun -- a medikill procedure performed by doctors with a defetus attitude. link

Ad-Glib -- to left-wing it.

Algorholic -- see Tippler Gore. link

Allies -- a contraction of "all lies"

Alf-Alpha Male -- one under the delusion of being the dominant male.

Arrivistocrat -- a pupstart (see John Edwards).

Atom and Eve, The Theory/Story Of -- a syncretism of creationism and evolution.

Beltway Robbery -- the tax burden in this country.

Bill Of Whites -- the first ten commandments of the Constitution.

Bitextual -- equivocal; one who flip-flops/gives flip service to the issues (see John Kerry); also one who sends she-mail. link

Black Circus, The Congressional -- coalition of African American House Democrats, aka the "Bigot Top"

Bland Of Liberty -- White America.

Bush Polling -- a sleazy campaign tactic perfected by Karl Rogue.

Campaign Fiance Reform -- an antidote to "groom and doom"

Casus Belly Flop -- failed justification for going to war. link

Catholic Crutch, The -- a faith-debased institution, defying logic and deifying spirit.

Chief Injustice (Of The Supreme Pint) -- see William H. Rehnquist.

Chimp Change -- tax cuts that go to the middle class and poor.

Chimpeared or Chimpaired -- see President George W. Bush.

Chimpkenhawk -- a coward who engages in chest-beating bravado. link

Chimp Pansy -- aka chimpkenhawk. link

Chips Ahoy Polloi -- your tired, your poor, your crumbled masses.

Clintstone Chewables -- guaranteed to make your bed rock.

Coalition Of The Killing -- nations participating in the Iraq War.

Commander-In-Chimp -- see President George W. Bush.

Confederate Conservative -- an uncompassionate conservative. link

Congenial Herpes -- a mild form of the disease.

Cowerboy Diplomacy -- appeasement.

Crat Fight -- infighting among Democrats (see also Meow Coms). link

Cuomosexual -- one who wishes to Marry O'Cuomo.

D - Dubya - I (also D.W.I) -- Delegating (or Deciding) While Incompetent.

Debate & Switch, The Practice Of -- a form of flip-flopping.

Demaocrats -- also known as Mao-Coms.

Dembracist -- one who embraces only those minorities who toe the Democrat line; a liberal racist. link

Dem Cell Research -- research to find a cure for Nee-Jerk Liberals.

Depleted Ucranium -- see Bush's Brain.

Disgraceland -- name of the Clinton Presleydential Library. link

Distort Reform -- a movement to restore honor and integrity to the Blight House.

Doh Reilly Factor, The -- news/commentary program on FOX. link

Dread Potus Society, The -- Bush's Cabinet.

Dubya Two Forum -- where hardworking people go to get tax relief.

Duck & Cover Up -- Bush's policy on lies.

Dumb Ass, Don't Tell -- Bush's policy for dealing with leaks.

Effete Republican Guard, The -- now the Defeated Republican Guard. link

Endowed Jones, The -- a cock exchange barometer.

Esprit De Gore -- smells like Dean Spirit.

Fair Left, The -- as opposed to the Far Right.

FBI -- Futile Bureau of Investigation.

Fear And Biased -- Fox Spews trademark. link

Fellatio AlGore Story -- one who goes from fags to bitches.

Flip One's Lib -- to freak out (i.e., espouse progressive views). link

Flour Children -- lefties who want fewer guns and more Buddha, who warned the war with Iraq would be no cakewalk.

Folderol Offense, A -- any action undertaken by government.

Foreignheit 911 -- The European version of Michael Moore's latest documentary.

Foundering Fathers, The -- priests who go down on their altered boys.

Fox Populi -- the most trusted news source in rural America.

Freepdonia -- land of the Freepers. link

Freepeat -- a dittohead; to parrot like a dittohead. link

Freeper Madness -- see Insanity & Colmes.

Freep Throat -- see Monica. link

Geppedophile -- a puppeteer who gets screwed by his puppet (see Bush & Chalabi).

Gliberal -- see Bill Clinton. link

GOOP -- Grand Old Obsolete Party (associated with slime, muck, and gunk). link

GOPaganda -- Republican propaganda.

GOPecans -- nutty Republicans.

GOPstapo tactics -- tactics of right-wing fanatics. link

Gulp Fiction -- see Lewinsky. link

Hamacide -- not to be confused with Jewicide.

Heirhead -- son of the 41st president. link

Hobophobia -- abnormal fear of hobos.

Hobosexual -- having a fetish for bums

Hollywood SOBversives/Snobversives -- the Hollywood Effete, see Phallic Baldwin, Martinet Sheen, et al. link

Hypocrats (also spelled Hippocrats) -- the pretense party, whose symbol is the Hippopotamus (made up of members of both the Democratic and Republican Big Tents parties).

InCUMbent -- see Bill Clinton.

InDUMBent -- see George W. Bush

Infoxicated -- drunk on FOX Spews.

Investi-gate/Investorgate -- see Enron, WorldCom, and Martha Anderson.

In Veto Fertilization -- the discarding of embryos by presidential edict.

IRA -- Irrational Rifle Association.

Iraq & Opinion Steering -- see Axle Of Evil.

Irritable Powell Syndrome -- see Spastic Colin. link

Judeo-Christian Mythology -- the Bible.

Laffability Factor -- we want our leaders to be funny and likable.

Lazy Faire -- hands off, feet up and head back.

Limocrat -- a limousine liberal/Democrat. link

Lockboxes Or Briefs -- where men keep the family jewels.

Logcarbon Republicans -- gay Republicans into carbon dating.

Mad Kow Tow Disease -- a neo-condition marked by an enlarged prostrate, caused by excessive genuflection.

Mandape -- what Bush thinks he won in 2004.

Mankind -- an oxymoron.

Mao-Coms -- left-wing version of the Neo-Cons (see also Maocontents). link

Martyr Fucker -- Bin Laden. link

Meow-Coms -- another variation of Mao-Com (see Cratfight).

Mediqueer -- health care for gay couples.

Nambla Alert -- a warning system to help pedophiles evade the law.

Nation-Bombing, The Business Of -- as opposed to the business of nation-building.

Need Is Good -- the Democratic mantra. link

Nee-Jerk Liberals -- a congenital condition (meaning they were born that way). link

Neoconomy -- economy marked by high unemployment, huge tax cuts for the rich, and reckless deficit spending.

New World Ordure, The -- see "living in a world of shit" from Full Metal Straight Jacket.

No Fry Zone -- an area off-limits to Bill Clinton.

No Lie Zone -- an area off-limits to George W. Bush.

NostrumDumbass -- one who has an uncanny ability to look into the future -- without seeing what's ahead -- and back in history (and past the atrocities mankind has inflicted upon itself, as though they never had happened). One who can't see the forest OR the trees. Such is the comprehensive nature of his obtuity (sic). See George W. Bush.

NOW -- Notional Organization for Women (well for some women, not Laci Peterson ... or women who are still developing in the womb).

NTA -- National Trifle Association

Olive-Drab Democrats -- see Al Gore.

Operation Shop & Awe -- fighting terrorism by buying in bulk.

Oval Orifice -- where President Clinton did his best work.

Pacifist -- see clenched fist.

Peace-Fire -- a cease-fire in name only.

Pedrophilia -- having sex with an underaged Mexican.

Perfect Strom, The -- written by Gail Warning.

Permafrodites -- individual with both straight and kinky pubic hair.

Petaphile -- anyone who has sex with a member of PETA.

Poison Of Christ -- the effect of a film by Mel Gibson.

Pooh D'Etat -- the right to arm bears shall not be infringed! link

Post Barnum and Bailey Depression -- depression that follows after giving mirth.

Potus-Eaters Anonymous -- see Laura Bush.

Potus Operandi -- presidential politics of personal destruction (see "the muck starts here"). link

Preaching To The Mire/Quagmire -- literally appealing to the base of the party.

President Elect -- the incoming president.

President Eject -- the outgoing president.

Primate Sector, The -- see Blue Chimp Companies.

Psycophants -- the Mad Flatter.

Pubic Hanging -- see Clarence Thomas.

PunDITZ -- one who is inane in the membrane.

Purityrannical-- contraction of puritanical & tyrannical.

Recounterculture -- anti-establishment types who refuse to accept Bush as president until all the votes are recounted. link

Repubblegum Party, The -- the GOP.

Republicunt -- self-explanatory.

Rhesus Appointment -- a neo-constitutionally protected right of President Bush to fill judicial vacancies.

Roiled Opposition, The -- pissed-off Democrats.

Royal Taliban, The -- a story narrated by Phallic Baldwin.

Scampaign -- self-explanatory.

Sane-Sex Marriage -- marriage between a man and a woman. link

Shame-Sex Marriage -- all other forms of marriage.

School Slouchers -- Bush's education policy.

Screen Savior -- picture of Jesus on one's motherboard.

Shock & Gore -- link

Shrubversive -- one opposed to George W. Bush.

Sibyl Liberties -- the constitutional right to prophecy.

Single Prayer System -- see the Department Of Worship.

Slimelight -- the snotlight

Sober Rattling -- the opposite of saber rattling. link

So-Called Security and BetterCare -- baby boomers can expect the former but not the latter.

Star Mangled Banner -- see performance by Roseanne Bar.

Sinnergogoes -- where Jewish people pray.

Sylph Esteem -- confidence in one's sylph.

Taliband Of Brothers -- see John Kerry. link

Tax And Spin Liberal -- one who raises your taxes while convincing you he hasn't.

Televasion -- escapist form of infotainment.

Terrorthon -- money raised to fund Jewicide bombers.

Thousand Points Of Right -- tax breaks for the rich.

Timing Of The Shrew -- when Hillary will announce she's running for president. link

Torquing Heads -- spin doctors. link

Treason D'Etre -- Bush's War On Terror/Iraq.

Tree Branches Of Government, The -- Judicial, Legislative, Executive.

Trust But Terrify -- Bush's adaptation of Reagan's foreign and domestic policies.

Turtledove -- a naive pacifist (see Hans Blix). link

UASS -- United Artists Supporting Saddam. link

Uncle Sim & Auntie American -- countercultural icons.

Unfairenheit 911 -- Michael Moore's latest film.

Wag War -- pursuing peace only as a last resort after exhausting all military options.

Wage The Dog -- to unleash the dogs of war.

Wall Street Traitors -- see Enron, WorldCom, et al.

Weapons Of Mass Hysteria -- the media.

We Distort, You Deride -- FOX Spews mantra.

White Bred & Wry -- see The Unknown Neo-Comic

White Wing Of The Party -- self-explanatory.

Whore-Time President -- see George W. Bush.

The Wimp Factor/The Chimp Factor -- Bush 41 and Bush 43, disrespectively. link

WOODSHED -- 3 days of peace, love, and musick (and where Richard Pearl Jam & The Doxy Chicks were taken).

Worlds' Greatest Debilitative Body, The -- The United States Senate.

Yeppy -- a dittohead (as opposed to the yippy and the yuppy). link 1 link 2