GLOSSARY
Abhor Shun -- a medikill procedure performed by doctors with a defetus attitude. link
Ad-Glib -- to left-wing it.
Algorholic -- see Tippler Gore. link
Allies -- a contraction of "all lies"
Alf-Alpha Male -- one under the delusion of being the dominant male.
Arrivistocrat -- a pupstart (see John Edwards).
Atom and Eve, The Theory/Story Of -- a syncretism of creationism and evolution.
Beltway Robbery -- the tax burden in this country.
Bill Of Whites -- the first ten commandments of the Constitution.
Bitextual -- equivocal; one who flip-flops/gives flip service to the issues (see John Kerry); also one who sends she-mail. link
Black Circus, The Congressional -- coalition of African American House Democrats, aka the "Bigot Top"
Bland Of Liberty -- White America.
Bush Polling -- a sleazy campaign tactic perfected by Karl Rogue.
Campaign Fiance Reform -- an antidote to "groom and doom"
Casus Belly Flop -- failed justification for going to war. link
Catholic Crutch, The -- a faith-debased institution, defying logic and deifying spirit.
Chief Injustice (Of The Supreme Pint) -- see William H. Rehnquist.
Chimp Change -- tax cuts that go to the middle class and poor.
Chimpeared or Chimpaired -- see President George W. Bush.
Chimpkenhawk -- a coward who engages in chest-beating bravado. link
Chimp Pansy -- aka chimpkenhawk. link
Chips Ahoy Polloi -- your tired, your poor, your crumbled masses.
Clintstone Chewables -- guaranteed to make your bed rock.
Coalition Of The Killing -- nations participating in the Iraq War.
Commander-In-Chimp -- see President George W. Bush.
Confederate Conservative -- an uncompassionate conservative. link
Congenial Herpes -- a mild form of the disease.
Cowerboy Diplomacy -- appeasement.
Crat Fight -- infighting among Democrats (see also Meow Coms). link
Cuomosexual -- one who wishes to Marry O'Cuomo.
D - Dubya - I (also D.W.I) -- Delegating (or Deciding) While Incompetent.
Debate & Switch, The Practice Of -- a form of flip-flopping.
Demaocrats -- also known as Mao-Coms.
Dembracist -- one who embraces only those minorities who toe the Democrat line; a liberal racist. link
Dem Cell Research -- research to find a cure for Nee-Jerk Liberals.
Depleted Ucranium -- see Bush's Brain.
Disgraceland -- name of the Clinton Presleydential Library. link
Distort Reform -- a movement to restore honor and integrity to the Blight House.
Doh Reilly Factor, The -- news/commentary program on FOX. link
Dread Potus Society, The -- Bush's Cabinet.
Dubya Two Forum -- where hardworking people go to get tax relief.
Duck & Cover Up -- Bush's policy on lies.
Dumb Ass, Don't Tell -- Bush's policy for dealing with leaks.
Effete Republican Guard, The -- now the Defeated Republican Guard. link
Endowed Jones, The -- a cock exchange barometer.
Esprit De Gore -- smells like Dean Spirit.
Fair Left, The -- as opposed to the Far Right.
FBI -- Futile Bureau of Investigation.
Fear And Biased -- Fox Spews trademark. link
Fellatio AlGore Story -- one who goes from fags to bitches.
Flip One's Lib -- to freak out (i.e., espouse progressive views). link
Flour Children -- lefties who want fewer guns and more Buddha, who warned the war with Iraq would be no cakewalk.
Folderol Offense, A -- any action undertaken by government.
Foreignheit 911 -- The European version of Michael Moore's latest documentary.
Foundering Fathers, The -- priests who go down on their altered boys.
Fox Populi -- the most trusted news source in rural America.
Freepdonia -- land of the Freepers. link
Freepeat -- a dittohead; to parrot like a dittohead. link
Freeper Madness -- see Insanity & Colmes.
Freep Throat -- see Monica. link
Geppedophile -- a puppeteer who gets screwed by his puppet (see Bush & Chalabi).
Gliberal -- see Bill Clinton. link
GOOP -- Grand Old Obsolete Party (associated with slime, muck, and gunk). link
GOPaganda -- Republican propaganda.
GOPecans -- nutty Republicans.
GOPstapo tactics -- tactics of right-wing fanatics. link
Gulp Fiction -- see Lewinsky. link
Hamacide -- not to be confused with Jewicide.
Heirhead -- son of the 41st president. link
Hobophobia -- abnormal fear of hobos.
Hobosexual -- having a fetish for bums
Hollywood SOBversives/Snobversives -- the Hollywood Effete, see Phallic Baldwin, Martinet Sheen, et al. link
Hypocrats (also spelled Hippocrats) -- the pretense party, whose symbol is the Hippopotamus (made up of members of both the Democratic and Republican Big Tents parties).
InCUMbent -- see Bill Clinton.
InDUMBent -- see George W. Bush
Infoxicated -- drunk on FOX Spews.
Investi-gate/Investorgate -- see Enron, WorldCom, and Martha Anderson.
In Veto Fertilization -- the discarding of embryos by presidential edict.
IRA -- Irrational Rifle Association.
Iraq & Opinion Steering -- see Axle Of Evil.
Irritable Powell Syndrome -- see Spastic Colin. link
Judeo-Christian Mythology -- the Bible.
Laffability Factor -- we want our leaders to be funny and likable.
Lazy Faire -- hands off, feet up and head back.
Limocrat -- a limousine liberal/Democrat. link
Lockboxes Or Briefs -- where men keep the family jewels.
Logcarbon Republicans -- gay Republicans into carbon dating.
Mad Kow Tow Disease -- a neo-condition marked by an enlarged prostrate, caused by excessive genuflection.
Mandape -- what Bush thinks he won in 2004.
Mankind -- an oxymoron.
Mao-Coms -- left-wing version of the Neo-Cons (see also Maocontents). link
Martyr Fucker -- Bin Laden. link
Meow-Coms -- another variation of Mao-Com (see Cratfight).
Mediqueer -- health care for gay couples.
Nambla Alert -- a warning system to help pedophiles evade the law.
Nation-Bombing, The Business Of -- as opposed to the business of nation-building.
Need Is Good -- the Democratic mantra. link
Nee-Jerk Liberals -- a congenital condition (meaning they were born that way). link
Neoconomy -- economy marked by high unemployment, huge tax cuts for the rich, and reckless deficit spending.
New World Ordure, The -- see "living in a world of shit" from Full Metal Straight Jacket.
No Fry Zone -- an area off-limits to Bill Clinton.
No Lie Zone -- an area off-limits to George W. Bush.
NostrumDumbass -- one who has an uncanny ability to look into the future -- without seeing what's ahead -- and back in history (and past the atrocities mankind has inflicted upon itself, as though they never had happened). One who can't see the forest OR the trees. Such is the comprehensive nature of his obtuity (sic). See George W. Bush.
NOW -- Notional Organization for Women (well for some women, not Laci Peterson ... or women who are still developing in the womb).
NTA -- National Trifle Association
Olive-Drab Democrats -- see Al Gore.
Operation Shop & Awe -- fighting terrorism by buying in bulk.
Oval Orifice -- where President Clinton did his best work.
Pacifist -- see clenched fist.
Peace-Fire -- a cease-fire in name only.
Pedrophilia -- having sex with an underaged Mexican.
Perfect Strom, The -- written by Gail Warning.
Permafrodites -- individual with both straight and kinky pubic hair.
Petaphile -- anyone who has sex with a member of PETA.
Poison Of Christ -- the effect of a film by Mel Gibson.
Pooh D'Etat -- the right to arm bears shall not be infringed! link
Post Barnum and Bailey Depression -- depression that follows after giving mirth.
Potus-Eaters Anonymous -- see Laura Bush.
Potus Operandi -- presidential politics of personal destruction (see "the muck starts here"). link
Preaching To The Mire/Quagmire -- literally appealing to the base of the party.
President Elect -- the incoming president.
President Eject -- the outgoing president.
Primate Sector, The -- see Blue Chimp Companies.
Psycophants -- the Mad Flatter.
Pubic Hanging -- see Clarence Thomas.
PunDITZ -- one who is inane in the membrane.
Purityrannical-- contraction of puritanical & tyrannical.
Recounterculture -- anti-establishment types who refuse to accept Bush as president until all the votes are recounted. link
Repubblegum Party, The -- the GOP.
Republicunt -- self-explanatory.
Rhesus Appointment -- a neo-constitutionally protected right of President Bush to fill judicial vacancies.
Roiled Opposition, The -- pissed-off Democrats.
Royal Taliban, The -- a story narrated by Phallic Baldwin.
Scampaign -- self-explanatory.
Sane-Sex Marriage -- marriage between a man and a woman. link
Shame-Sex Marriage -- all other forms of marriage.
School Slouchers -- Bush's education policy.
Screen Savior -- picture of Jesus on one's motherboard.
Shock & Gore -- link
Shrubversive -- one opposed to George W. Bush.
Sibyl Liberties -- the constitutional right to prophecy.
Single Prayer System -- see the Department Of Worship.
Slimelight -- the snotlight
Sober Rattling -- the opposite of saber rattling. link
So-Called Security and BetterCare -- baby boomers can expect the former but not the latter.
Star Mangled Banner -- see performance by Roseanne Bar.
Sinnergogoes -- where Jewish people pray.
Sylph Esteem -- confidence in one's sylph.
Taliband Of Brothers -- see John Kerry. link
Tax And Spin Liberal -- one who raises your taxes while convincing you he hasn't.
Televasion -- escapist form of infotainment.
Terrorthon -- money raised to fund Jewicide bombers.
Thousand Points Of Right -- tax breaks for the rich.
Timing Of The Shrew -- when Hillary will announce she's running for president. link
Torquing Heads -- spin doctors. link
Treason D'Etre -- Bush's War On Terror/Iraq.
Tree Branches Of Government, The -- Judicial, Legislative, Executive.
Trust But Terrify -- Bush's adaptation of Reagan's foreign and domestic policies.
Turtledove -- a naive pacifist (see Hans Blix). link
UASS -- United Artists Supporting Saddam. link
Uncle Sim & Auntie American -- countercultural icons.
Unfairenheit 911 -- Michael Moore's latest film.
Wag War -- pursuing peace only as a last resort after exhausting all military options.
Wage The Dog -- to unleash the dogs of war.
Wall Street Traitors -- see Enron, WorldCom, et al.
Weapons Of Mass Hysteria -- the media.
We Distort, You Deride -- FOX Spews mantra.
White Bred & Wry -- see The Unknown Neo-Comic
White Wing Of The Party -- self-explanatory.
Whore-Time President -- see George W. Bush.
The Wimp Factor/The Chimp Factor -- Bush 41 and Bush 43, disrespectively. link
WOODSHED -- 3 days of peace, love, and musick (and where Richard Pearl Jam & The Doxy Chicks were taken).
Worlds' Greatest Debilitative Body, The -- The United States Senate.
Yeppy -- a dittohead (as opposed to the yippy and the yuppy). link 1 link 2