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The nature of current political discourse has been rather disquieting. All this talk of who is more patriotic and who is more personable is ridiculous. We want specifics, about things that concern us! For instance, whatever happened to leave no child behind! Saturday mornings are now filled with all these stupid news shows and infomercials. What little animation there is sucks.

We want our Smurfs back!

Remember, never trust anyone over 13.